" voice mail "

 [ "Voice Mail" ]

1: When yo momma yells in an envelope.

  * e.g.,  ... "Whatchu doin girl?" 

 [ "Voice Mail Phobia" ]

1: When you are literally scared to death to check your voice mail because you feel you are certain there is bad news in your voice-mail you do not want to hear or do not want to confront.

  * e.g.,  ... Elena: "Uncle Carmine have you checked your voice mail? I can't leave you any more voice mails because your mail box is full!" Uncle Carmine: "No Elena I have not as I have been diagnosed with Voice Mail Phobia" 

 [ "magic voice mail" ]

1: A voicemail message that appears without receiving any missed calls.

  * e.g.,  ... If you get too many magic voice mails, you might think about changing your provider. 

 [ "Punishment Voice mail" ]

1: The voice mail you leave when the call recipient does not answer their phone.

  * e.g.,  ... "leave your message at the tone" 

 [ "Voice mail fail" ]

1: when you call someone and have a conversation with what you think is them, but is actually their voicemail.

  * e.g.,  ... "I thought I was talking to Clint, but it was just a voice mail fail." 

 [ "voice mail courier" ]

1: An individual who approaches someone's desk or workstation in a work environment almost immediately after sending them a voice mail, usually to confirm that the voice mail has been received.

  * e.g.,  ... Donald: I just left you a message. Did you get it? Andrew: Probably, I haven't checked. Donald: Can you check? Andrew: Uh yeah, looks like I got it. Donald: Thoughts? Andrew: My immediate thoughts are you're a voice mail courier and a douchebag. 

 [ "voice mail hell" ]

1: When accessing a voice mail phone answering system, one becomes lost, going down the wrong path or getting stuck in a loop, unable to get pertinent information or leave a message with the appropriate party.

  * e.g.,  ... I called MegaCorp's 1-800 number. What good is a free phone call if I get lost in voice mail hell? 

 [ "voice mail bankruptcy" ]

1: Having so many voice mails that you have to delete everything and start over cuz there is no way you will ever be able to call everyone back.

  * e.g.,  ... Jennae had to declare voice mail bankruptcy cuz she was over 100 and everybody knows that people only leave voice mails when they want something. 

 [ "voice mail critics" ]

1: when two people get bored, call most of thier friends who they know will not pick up, then critize their voicemail. . then measure it on a scale from one to ten (one being the lowest and ten being the highest)

  * e.g.,  ... my friend and i became voice mail critics